Women-Owned · Montgomery County, MD

Your yard,handled.

Professional pet waste removal for busy homeowners who simply expect more. Subscription-based. Reliable. Discreet.

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$129 Starting price/mo

Week 1 Service begins

Why homeowners choose us

Not just a chore service.
A premium subscription that works around your life.

✓ Weekly or bi-weekly visits — your schedule
✓ Transparent, flat-rate pricing — no surprise quotes
✓ Women-owned · community-focused brand
✓ Paperless billing · easy cancel anytime
✓ Insured, professional operators

Weekly

Consistent, scheduled service

Same Day

Zone confirmation

Why Crap·Tas·Tique

A service built for homeowners who expect more.

Most pet waste services are informal, inconsistent, and unprofessional. We built something different — a brand your neighbors will notice and your schedule will thank you for.

Recurring subscription — set it and forget it

Weekly or bi-weekly visits on a fixed schedule. We show up, we clean, we leave. Billing is automatic and paperless through Stripe. No invoices, no reminders, no chasing.

Fully transparent, flat-rate pricing

Pricing is based on yard size and visit frequency — listed right on our website. No quotes that change after the first visit. No hidden fees. What you see is what you pay.

Women-owned · community-rooted

We're your neighbors. We operate in the same Montgomery County neighborhoods we serve. Our brand was built for trust — clean uniforms, professional conduct, and real accountability.

Route-dense — which means reliable

We serve concentrated zones so your service day is never in conflict. Fewer miles means more consistency, lower costs, and zero excuses for missed visits.

How It Works

From signup to clean yard in 4 steps.

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Choose your plan

Select weekly or bi-weekly service, your yard size tier, and enter your address. Pricing is transparent — no quote required.

We confirm your zone

You'll receive a confirmation email within 24 hours with your first service date, your operator's name, and what to expect.

We show up — you do nothing

Your operator arrives on schedule, cleans the yard thoroughly, and places waste in your outdoor bin. No need to be home.

Auto-billing, every month

Your Stripe subscription bills automatically on a monthly cycle. Manage, pause, or cancel anytime through your client portal.

What yard size am I? My backyard feels pretty big.

No worries — here's a quick guide:

Small (≤4,500 sq ft) — typical suburban backyard, fits a patio + lawn.
Medium (4,500–8,000 sq ft) — larger lot, maybe a garden or play area.
Large (8,000–18,000 sq ft) — oversized yard, side runs, or half-acre lots.

Not sure? Enter your address and I'll estimate it for you.

AI Assistant

Got questions? Our assistant has answers — instantly.

Not sure which plan fits your yard? Want to know what happens if it rains? Our AI assistant is trained on our service, pricing, and policies — available 24/7.

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Yard size estimator

Enter your address and we'll help you identify the right service tier — no measuring tape required.

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Plan comparison help

Weekly vs. bi-weekly, basic vs. premium — our assistant walks you through the tradeoffs based on your specific situation.

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Policy & billing questions

Cancellation, pausing, adding dogs, changing your service day — all answered instantly, no hold music required.

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Transparent Pricing

No quotes. No surprises.

Weekly Service

The Weekly Clean

Weekly waste removal · deodorizer spray each visit · gate code access included

Yard Size	Monthly
Small · up to 4,500 sq ft	$129
Medium · 4,500–8,000 sq ft	$159
Large · 8,000–18,000 sq ft	$229

Weekly waste removal
Deodorizer spray each visit
Gate code access included
Sweep&Go client portal access
No need to be home
Cancel anytime

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Add-ons for any plan.

Customize your service with add-ons — available anytime, standalone or on top of your subscription. We'll go over pricing when we call to confirm your service.

Monthly Deodorizer

Recurring odor treatment. Standalone or add-on.

Pre-Event Yard Prep

Before guests arrive. Book 48 hrs ahead.

Flea & Tick Treatment

Licensed applicator service. Ask us to schedule.

Soil Neutralizer

Enzyme spray on urine spots. Helps grass recover.

Deck Sanitation Rinse

Power washing + enzyme rinse for dog waste areas on decks.

Deep Yard Reset

Spring & seasonal intensive clean.

Emergency Clean

Same-week urgent service.

Spot Sod Patch

Pet damage repair up to 75 sq ft.

Driveway Add-On

Extended coverage beyond the yard.

Interested in an add-on?

Just let us know when we call to confirm your service — or reach out anytime.

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Client Reviews

Trusted by Montgomery County homeowners.

5.0 · Google Reviews

"I honestly didn't know this was a real service until someone in my neighborhood Facebook group mentioned it. Signed up the same day. My yard has never looked this good and I haven't thought about it once since."

Sarah M.

Germantown, MD

"What sold me was how professional everything felt from the first text. Clean branding, clear pricing, no runaround. They show up when they say they will. That's genuinely rare in a home service."

Karen L.

Rockville, MD

"Three dogs, big yard. I was spending twenty minutes out there every few days. Now I spend zero. The billing is automatic, the service is consistent, and my kids can actually use the backyard again."

Angela T.

Gaithersburg, MD

Service Area

Currently serving Montgomery County.

We operate in concentrated micro-zones to maximize reliability. Launching in Germantown and expanding outward as routes fill.

Montgomery County, MD Service Area

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Montgomery County, MD
Service Zone Map

Interactive map coming soon.
Enter your address at signup to confirm your zone.

Yard Size	Monthly
Small · up to 4,500 sq ft	$239
Medium · 4,500–8,000 sq ft	$309
Large · 8,000–18,000 sq ft	$399