Your yard —always ready.
Your backyard should feel like a retreat, not a chore.
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Takes 1 minute. We'll call you within 24 hours.
Why Craptastique
Your yard is an extension of your home — it should feel that way. The Weekly Clean keeps it fresh and family-safe, week after week, without you lifting a finger. The Signature goes further: enzyme treatments to restore yellowed grass, photo reports after every visit, and a monthly trash can power wash. And when a BBQ or birthday is coming up, our à la carte add-ons have you covered.
Recurring subscription — set it and forget it
Every weekly visit tackles dog poop odor removal using our yard deodorizing solution — so your outdoor space stays clean and fresh, not just scooped. Billing is automatic. No invoices, no reminders, no chasing.
Fully transparent
Pricing is based on yard size and visit frequency — listed right on our website. No quotes that change after the first visit. No hidden fees. What you see is what you pay.
Women-owned · community-rooted
We're your neighbors. We operate in the same Montgomery County neighborhoods we serve. Our brand was built for trust — clean uniforms, professional conduct, and real accountability.
Route-dense — which means reliable
We serve concentrated zones so your service day is never in conflict. Fewer miles means more consistency, lower costs, and zero excuses for missed visits.
Pet waste in Montgomery County
Responsible pet ownership
Keeps our yards, families, and waterways clean.
Why weekly service matters
MEET THE TEAM
Owner & Operator
I'm Celi — an interior designer by training and a dog lover by nature. I've always believed a clean, organized space isn't just about aesthetics. It's about mental clarity. When your home is in order, your mind is free for the things that actually matter.
My love for dogs runs deep. I've helped rehome over 100 rescue dogs, giving each one a second chance at a loving home.
Craptastique was built on that same care — bringing professionalism, discretion, and genuine love for animals to every yard we service.
In The Field
Our operators scan every corner of your yard — behind sheds, along fence lines, under decks. After every visit, they apply a deodorizer spray so your yard smells as clean as it looks.
Signature clients get more: enzyme treatments to restore yellowed grass, photo reports after each visit, and a monthly trash can power wash.
They arrive in branded uniforms, treat your property with respect, and flag anything out of the ordinary. You'll always be in the loop.
Quality Control Team
As the official Quality Control Team, Buttons, Bugsy, and Miss Moneypenny take their roles very seriously — inspecting every yard report from the field and offering a perspective that humans simply cannot replicate and has yet to be matched by any industry standard.
When they're not on duty, they can be found modeling the latest in small-dog fashion — socks, harnesses, and coordinated outfits are non-negotiable.
HOW IT WORKS
Tell us your zip code and yard size. Takes 1 minute.
We'll call you within 24 hours to confirm your service zone and assign your service day.
Secure, automatic monthly billing through Stripe.
Your operator arrives on your assigned day. We show up, we clean, we leave. Every week.
PRICING
Two plans. No contracts. Cancel anytime.
À LA CARTE
Customize your service with add-ons — available anytime, standalone or on top of your subscription.
REVIEWS
"I didn't know this was a real service until my neighbor mentioned it. I can enjoy my yard now that it is cleaned weekly and doesn't smell."
"Everything about this service feels professional — from the first text to the weekly visits. They show up when they say they will."
"Three dogs, big yard. They handle everything. My kids can actually use the backyard again."
SERVICE AREA
Eleven neighborhoods, one standard of clean. Not on the list? Ask us, we may already be on your street.
Not sure if we cover your area? Fill out the form and we'll confirm.
ASK US ANYTHING
Ask our assistant anything about our services, pricing, or how it all works. Or call us directly at (240) 454-3944.
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Fill out the form and we'll call you to confirm your zone, assign your service day, and have your subscription active within 48 hours.
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